Total Medals Earned: 829 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,490 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 16/25 (385/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 25.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 800 Speed.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 14/19 (210/395 points)
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
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Reach the maximum level.
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 16/32 (215/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/155 points)
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/345 points)
View gifts
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Start the game as a girl
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours